How to be a Nice Guy

Some things that u can do away with if u want a sure shot way of being a nice guy..

1. The jokes , the jokes.... ! -  k if u have a decent sense of humour u should check it...Coz no one likes humour around here...
2. The sarcasm - this is a huge deal..its not a joke ! i mean literally ! bein sarcastic is not being funny...its being  worse ... its rude.. how mean !
3. Dont be casual , be nice .... - implies not saying stuff like , "dude , i ll take care of it later " and saying  "OH, ok ... sure man , i ll get that done ..first thing once im done with what is in my hand " ( essentially means the same thing ....)
4.Ask about the weather , the lunch ..please keep talking to her (applies mostly to chicks.. ) , so that she doesnt feel bored , out of place , insecure, stupid etc...and u feel that instead.Strict no - no on music (Rock is just a wanna be genre u c ...if u like rock you are a wanna be...LAME ),no info on photography, blogs etc to be shared coz they ll think that you are marketting urself.. So kindly talk about stuff thats of no use to anyone....
5.One of the most important things that most people look for in a nice guy is his ability to tolerate all the shit that they say.May it be about their knowledge on music (like my frnd @sudhamshu pointed out. ... someone told him that yanni is a rockstar and all he cud was nod his head to it... hes a nice guy isnt he ? ).If people tell you that Keralas capital is Calicut  (ask any BIT ian ..they know it is ! ) , all that you are allowed to do is nod your head like a tender coconut swaying in the wind (thats what they see in you when they know that you are from kerala)
6.You Officially have to accept Telugu as your mother tongue if you have any Telugu guys for teammates.
7.You should never have your own opinions
8.You are allowed to eat only during / between / not spanning the entire interval unless less than 75 minutes - 8-10 (breakfast)  12-2 (lunch) , 4-5 (snacks) , 8-10 (dinner)
9.If you dont have a non telugu roommate , then you must listen to the next south indianish guy ( this might sometimes make Maharashtra the next south india (esp if we have kashmiris in teh group , which might not even qualify as india , if china keeps goin.. ) - MN guys please dont mind )
10.Your food is your god.If you claim that you dont care about what the cook makes , you are disrespecting the people around you for not letting him make good food ( WTF )