Thursday, August 28, 2008

1/10000000000000000000000000

Thats the probability that in India,you dont have a sim card issued to u coz u dont have a local address,the probability that Your connection is terminated if you dont pick up the phone (!),the probability that the new connection which you switched as a result of the former also decides to behave like you fed it kadi from the BIT mess.
If you are unaware of whose blog it is ,you will most probably be forgiven for not guessin that this happened to me..EHE.. So,as i was sayin, this was very much what happened to me in the past 2 week.s..I was suspected for being a terrorist ,(since they cancelled my connection just before independence day ....)was sent a message telling me to confirm my identity in any airtel relationship centre....which infact were everywhere,which you could visit on anyday throughout the week,only to find out that relationship centre A,B,C etc are good for nothing but for redirecting you to airtel relationship centre B,C,D and relationship centre D will be rofl its assoff since you were dumb enf to expect customer service on a tuesday...(u wonderin...?)..
To put it clearly,tuesday is the day you can roll on the floor and pretend that you are a seamonkey landed from outerspace and people will forgive you for it,but not when you act like an IT guy in gurgaon,staring at closed Airtel offices and asking the guard,KYAA HUA BHAIYYA and then gaping at the guard who will be laufin his assofff...(if he wasnt already,when he saw you climb all the way upto floor 3 ,which houses two closed beauty parlors,a ladies restroom and the airtel centre..)
So,you find out that airtel is over for you,all those bonds you had sending free "local" STD messages to friends,bugging life of your dear cousins ,getting emotionally tortured by the Airtel lady............all a thing of the past..
SO wat DO I DO ?? i gape :O and then i decide to go for the incredible voda...
The vodafone logo is shaped like a donut..ever wondered why ?? Imagine the holelesss donut as ur head...now imagine it being shot by a maverick,naah imagine a magnum sniper landing a 10mm bullet on it at a vel of say,,500kmph...thats vodafone telling you to watchout....Holey shi ..BOOM.!
So wat the deal ? well..im still waitin for this sim to get activated..hoping that india will not completely shift to 3G networks before this.,or else i d b ruined...as if im not already. .
Final SAY >_< mobile phones ..!