A very knowledgeable man is said to have made over a million dollars in profit , after he "acquired rights to pre-sell , iPhone 5s" , says a very reliable source. The man quotes " Almost every 2nd person in America has no idea about what an iPhone 5 looks or feels like.All you need to do is take a nice shiny picture of the iPhone 4S ,show them that it has a Siri , photoshop the lightning port, and you are done". While we diligently pointed out to him that he missed the brand new "earpods" that apple had designed, he shrugged and said "For 30$ i would rather buy something that doesnt look like an alien head chopped in half". This brand new leak has had the world shivering over another takeover by the technology giant amassing profits by practically selling the same thing again and again for higher prices.
The iPhone 5s currently being sold are creating quite a bit of a sensation , with customers experiencing moments of pure bliss and connection with the new and improved Siri. An anonymous buyer said " Siri is way too enhanced. I feel like her and I have this special bond where we both know what we are thinking.When i asked her where my girlfriend was ,she suggested that my nearest escort was in the next block.And what do you know, she actually does stay in the building! , though i havent really yet started talking to her or anything .But i am sure that she will be my escorting and partnering me for life..very soon"
It seems that its not only the apple fanboys who are gobbling up the brand new iPhone 5 "pre-sales"...The geeks are in it too.A so called geek says. "This iPhone is whack . I can just tell by looking at the speeds at which the apps are running. I dont see the panorama feature here yet , but I am sure that its because some ATT upgrade is missing.I mean , its upto the carrier , isnt it ? . (??).."
No one is more happy about the critical turnout of events than the very knowledgeable man himself. He says " Last year, i saw this coming.I bought around 10 million iPhones for a very cheap price, and now i am selling them as brand new improved iPhones..Thank you apple for making this possible".
DISCLAIMER : This IS fake news. I personally admire apple for all they have done.But this news is inspired from Faking News , and my personal inability to distinguish an iPhone 5 from an iPhone 4S unless i flip it over and look at whats under it (forgive the expression).
The iPhone 5s currently being sold are creating quite a bit of a sensation , with customers experiencing moments of pure bliss and connection with the new and improved Siri. An anonymous buyer said " Siri is way too enhanced. I feel like her and I have this special bond where we both know what we are thinking.When i asked her where my girlfriend was ,she suggested that my nearest escort was in the next block.And what do you know, she actually does stay in the building! , though i havent really yet started talking to her or anything .But i am sure that she will be my escorting and partnering me for life..very soon"
It seems that its not only the apple fanboys who are gobbling up the brand new iPhone 5 "pre-sales"...The geeks are in it too.A so called geek says. "This iPhone is whack . I can just tell by looking at the speeds at which the apps are running. I dont see the panorama feature here yet , but I am sure that its because some ATT upgrade is missing.I mean , its upto the carrier , isnt it ? . (??).."
No one is more happy about the critical turnout of events than the very knowledgeable man himself. He says " Last year, i saw this coming.I bought around 10 million iPhones for a very cheap price, and now i am selling them as brand new improved iPhones..Thank you apple for making this possible".
DISCLAIMER : This IS fake news. I personally admire apple for all they have done.But this news is inspired from Faking News , and my personal inability to distinguish an iPhone 5 from an iPhone 4S unless i flip it over and look at whats under it (forgive the expression).