Monday, February 1, 2010

Casual-IT-y

The Heading came from this --

Well, usually if you are an IT professional, you would naturally draw to yourself the unwanted causality - solution syndrome.

Step 1 : You are assigned some feature/bug which is to be fixed in OLD code (aka somthing u dint write :P )
Step 2 : You Fix it.
Step 3 :OLD Code fukks up after a month during load and stress testing and you get blamed for it every time
Step 4:You swallow huge volumes of conditioned polluted recirculated air from the surroundings of ur cubicle and swear to god that hell is disneyland.
Step 5:People will sympathize and all you can do is hear some retards quote your fix as the root cause

Step ULTIMATE : Next time you fix the code, you are stuck analysing teh root cause for the problem and looking for an ultimate solution...==> Nothing is impossible -->this almost counts as nothing....

SO ,in this rather heavy procedure described just above , you (the IT professional if yo are one / me if you arent one ) , are transforming yourself (/myself ) into a simple turing machine..(google it ) ..Though a lil imperfect.....

inspite of all the work put in ..we can always get our ass kicked for the smallest of errors...like a famous guy on twitter said ... "to err is human..to forgive is not company policy . )


On this joyous occassion of selfless selfs ass kicking .... i would like to request you to visit my flickr page and bash me with some comments..i really wanna know wat u think.. !! -- www.flickr.com/photos/camera_bipod

4 comments:

JAGADISH SOMAN said...

Thank god i'm not in IT sector..hmm

Vidhyaa said...

That's an eye-opener to the IT industry! God, IT sucks when things go wrong! And I think I will also end up publishing something like this one day. But you're awesome!Bugs + Bunny --> Bugs Bunny :) Thought I'll "bug" you with a PJ. :)

Vidhyaa said...

And btw ... nice clicks with your camera. :)"A picture can say a thousand words" right?

Anonymous said...

It is in those cases where you need to have a concept of "Collective ownership of code". Sucks when all the blame is put on you for the smallest of issues.

Completely off topic, The Captcha for this comment is "sessessu" WTF? LOL!