Yah, there are times when you think that you are alright bitching about the first pretty girl who doesnt talk to you.Coz shes a b@#%h , rite ? Aha, we have all done it. :)
Inspired from a real life story -
A Scene from Karthik calling Karthik (totally made up :)
Karthik to his friend
Karthik : Dey ,that new girl deepika is so darn uptight dude.She aint giving anyone any looks and plus shes just talking to this random guy from cubicle 123. I mean wats the deal .. ? We are all nice guys too.. ! Have i got something stuck in my teeth ?
Friend (i ll call him Tedy ) : Bro ,yeah i know.I guess she is a little quiet.
K : Yeah ,whatever , its not like i care or something , but i think that she's a complete beauty queen type.She thinks that she is Katrina Kaif material.
T : Eh .. I think Katrina is ugly.
K : Ah, great, not a great analogy for you to chew on then.K fine , she is like ehmm... Oh you are Mallu arent you ..ehehehee..i know who you like.. *_*
T : Dey , please, we are Mallus alright , but it doesnt mean that we have such an obtuse sense of beauty ...
K : Eh, did u say obese ?
T:Obtuse you jackass ,obtuse!!..
K : Oh , ok..Dude , k watever.She thinks that She's a beauty queen
T : Nah , i dont think so .. May be i should talk to her , after all i was with her in college and all that.She sure dint seem that way then.
K : Eh , yeah , you kinda are approachable.I mean , most women think that you are gay..
T : Wut ? !%!!!%
The same evening , printer room :)
Teds and Deeps
Tedy : Dude , why the hell are you so quiet in office ?
Deepika : Eh , i m just minding my own business.I dont like the people in office coz the moment i open my mouth in office , they brand me a slut.
Tedy : Eh, oh .Not much of an option then , is there..
Deepika : Ya , tell me about it.If they find me takling to you now , we are gonna be romeo and juliet material tomorrow.
Tedy : Nah , they all think that i am gay.
Deepika : Oh they know as well ?
Tedy : (!@#%@#%@#)
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