Jackasstic interpretations

The following is an excerpt of a conversation i had with one of my friends over chat.Of course , here the me is her and 

sreekanth.narayanaswamy@gmail.com is me :)  

sreekanth.narayanaswamy@gmail.com: dude

  wid music too m hopeless

  m good at listening

 me: wat about the second round

  interview

 sreekanth.narayanaswamy@gmail.com: i ll stick to tat

 me: ?

 sreekanth.narayanaswamy@gmail.com: yea

  interview over

  it was yesterday

10:57 AM me: how was it

 sreekanth.narayanaswamy@gmail.com: i was in pune fr 4 days

  i v decided not to join

  :D

  it was cool

  asked me about sampling and all tat

 me: why?

  wat happened

 sreekanth.narayanaswamy@gmail.com: well .. .

  its a 3 year course on paper

  5 year course in reality

 me: oho

  so

 sreekanth.narayanaswamy@gmail.com: all fulltoo film only

  nothing to do with music

  or live sound

  projects all film

10:58 AM on set recording

  ie sync sound

  and dubbing

  and effects

 me: oho

 sreekanth.narayanaswamy@gmail.com: so ,

  pretty much

  not my cuppa tea.

  dotn wanna do it fr 5 years re.

 me: yea thats true

10:59 AM and that too something thats close to what you want but not exactly waht you want

  but see you are not that lazy...you made so much effort for this

  :D

 sreekanth.narayanaswamy@gmail.com: lol

  well yeah,

  but

11:00 AM it was lil too easy if u ask me

  :P

11:01 AM me: hmmmm thanks that is some encoragement, so if my prof kicks me out of lab , and I have nowhere to go, please help me in this easy task so that I can spend 5 more years of my life doing nothing

  :D

U C , this is the point where all your thoughts centre into a space where you form conclusions on baseless assumptions.I assumed that she was being sarcastic and hence , her 5 years in PHD turned into my 5 years at FTII and her earnest want for help turned into a very sarcastic " ah if u think thats easy , get your fat ass down here and finish my job too...EINSTEIN"

K the rest is what followed...Ideally any sarcastic comment coming from an Indian girl, almost irrevocably has to a movie dialogue. :P

 sreekanth.narayanaswamy@gmail.com: wow

  thats a movie dialogue

 me: what??

 sreekanth.narayanaswamy@gmail.com: i mean

  what u just typed

  sarcasm + analogy and all

Eh , yeah ,the analogy is the comparison between her 5 years in PHD  and my 5 years in FTII.Wow.This is Chris Nolan stuff.But the reality is......

  

 

11:02 AM me: saracasm??...analogy???....wow

  amazing interpretation

  :D

 sreekanth.narayanaswamy@gmail.com: well if u do need help

  do ask

  i can always deny

11:03 AM me: now i know where not to look for help

 

Actually...now that i have read it again, i know that it was a harmless joke.I guess like there are people who are sarcasm deaf,Sarcasm is starting to give rise to people who are non-sarcasm deaf. * oooh..i see sarcasm everywhere *** god save me ****