Saturday, May 29, 2010

We like

Its almost a usual chore to write out a list of things you like and then wait to see if someone else likes it.Be it in the form of photography / blog  / watever...

But i m just wondering if there can be a list of things that we all like..for sure !! 

M giving it my best shot here....

What guys like (ya.they must ! )

1. Porn  (actually who doesnt..hmm..)
2. Girls (yea most of us do)
3. Ogling (all of us do , but many hate to admit it)
4. Hating Pink (yea mooost of us do)
5. Hating feeling miserable and teary eyed infront of people (boys cant cry)
6. Hating the IT industry though it pays you for doing practically nothing
7. Having a college crush
8. Bitching about her in a manly manner ("manly manner" ? ..dont ask me how)
9. Claiming to have doped in college(applies to metal heads only)
10. Facebooking your velapan awway.....


What girls like (not like i know..but , this is a guys BIBLE.)
1. Porn ( i sure hope so)
2. Guys
3.No ogling...its strictly acting like miss indifferentiality.
4.Squint eye -side look technique - ( a smart variant of ogling which largely has evolved in the southern parts of asia , especially in south india , where girls dont have the mandate to stare at guys and might literally feel the stick (no puns) if orders are disobeyed)
5.Nail Polish
6.Combs
7.Mascarra (not really..but i like girls who wear mascarra, and to me they are the only girls who exist for now :P )
8.Playing the unpredictable - girls know that , we guys are kinda desperate...they love bein unpredictable.... this stuff kinda wears of after marriage coz then theres no more GUYS hitting on tehm concept.Theres A guy and showing off some indifferentiality-ness is not gonna shake that man !
9.Dumping atleast one guy in college ( yea, i v seen this..its in their bucketlist..for sure)
10. Wincing at swear words in public.. ( this needless to be said when done ,  is usually a sick part of their beautiful face)

2 comments:

Vidhyaa said...

No:s 4 and 10 on the girls' list - Absolutely correct!

No: 7 - Oh no, not again!! :-|

Anonymous said...

You are getting desperate. :P