Photograph-her

Well , this is how most females who know jack about photography (by that i mean , pornography aint the only work u can do with the camera ) ....interpret it...
A man who is walkin around your building is all of a sudden prowling.The day just got a lil eerier and you swear that you have that sixth sense about someone voyeuring around , trying to click pics ..ah the horror. !

Damn..!

Dont blame them really..i mean..come on ..they are females..they are Literally , the most insecure people on earth.. ( k no pun was initially intended but trring..in pops the stayfree secure ad ! dont blame me..blame the pun gods.. )

- They need privacy
- They need love
- They need cosmetics
- They need their own balcony at the 5th floor to hang all the clothes they just washed
- They need the entire perimeter clear of cameras..(perimeter subject to the zooming ablity of the object.. so i guess max is like 360 mm ..translates to i donno how many metres .. :O)
- They need to feel important , though they are not..So they will definitely call up the apartment in charge, accuse him of letting insane unstable people (aka photographers) run around the building. . .

All said and done .. , the helpless owner is just gonna go " ah wtf ! the aunty does a #wifey again ! ..poor chap .. " , walks out of his room wearing the clothes his wife had hung yesterday at the balcony without any unfortunate hindrance from the glass carrying perverts...reaches the parking , stares in bewilderment at the heavily built (ya , BIG no secret ) man.

Man : *hmm curious onlooker guy approaching wearing yellow artistically challenged shirt...hm..admirer mayb*         *cough*
Owner  - "hello sir "
Man : "Hmm yea ? " *pumping data from massively interconnected / mangled neurons to the medulla oblongata *
Owner: "People are feeling insecure with you walking around the apartment "
Man : *looks down.verifies clothing * " but ..."
Owner: "The camera ..."
Man : "Oh ... " *ROFLCOPTERING..*
Owner: *ROFLCOPTERING ALONG*
Man:"Oh ok, so u mean the females ?"
Owner:"Obviously sir " - ( gives a tell me something that i dont know look mixed with the agony of the chapati maker machine falling on his head expression)
Man: *sympathetic* "Oh , k , ya i understand ..i dont blame them (read as you ..)" (thinks about the last time he had an argument with a female frnd, in which he had pointlessly conceded all his opinions to the much superior frequency of her voice (headache looming in the background) *
Owner : " Hehehe... k , i strongly advice that you dont photograph at the back of the apartment "
Man : " OH ..eh " , *WTFed momentarily* "Oh , y is that ?? "
Owner : "Anything done at the back is considered illegal " *chuckle* <-- this can be a figment of my imagination..only the chuckle ie .. :P
Man: "haha..ok..but i cant help it..the backside has awesome shadow even at 10 in the morning..perfect for some silheouttes againt the sky etc..."
Owner: " Ya i get it ...then , just make it a point that you dont point your camera at the building wen shooting "
Man : *wooot* (females not gonnna give up with a man prowling carryin a camera thats pointed downwards,laterally ,obliquely et al )
Man: "Oh ok...great sir...you wanna take a look at my pics ? , you know , not to torture you for this or anything , but just to prove my innocence ?? "
Owner : "Nah , i know.... " ( i swear that he said "these females " under his breath....i swear  ! )

Leaves. .. involuntarily giving the man with the camera unwritten permission to photograph the leaves and the sewage around the building... ( k, there wer loads of other things too..but believe me .. my apartment is the brightest red ! amazing colour..not photographin it is a sin ! )

Man makes a mental note to floor all the aunties during the apartment community meetup with his verbal jugglery...or may be not fingers crossed :x