1.What i would do if i had a quarter : Theres pretty much nothing i can do than get it exchanged for money.this is india.
2.If i get a million dollars : first count it to make sure that its a million dollars and then recount to confirm...by this time , if the dollar rate goes up, i would keep a close eye on the foreign currency inflow to further assure if it would go down or go up.If it looks like its gonna go down ,it has been atleast 10 years since i got the money since im a retard and knows nothing about economics or foreign currencies and all that shit.The way inflations going now , tis probably worthless by then (taliban bombing the US off mite have a part to play in this too ) so for the existing exchange rates all i ll b able to afford is an apple ipod from the next door rupee store....
3.If i ever win a lottery : Shudder awake from sleep , check my sheets and then go pee..
4.If Thor declares himself Gay : I wouldnt be surprised, i would still ask the girls to watch out...
5.If my best pal falls in love with a girl : Blame myself for choosing a friend who is not a bigger loser than me.
6.If i get good comments on this blog : I ll declare myself the shakespeare of the contemporary times and write stories of love triangles between 3 bisexual guys and how they feel the same about each other (eh,give that one a whirl :))
7.If i get stuck in Landmark : Get the entire friends DVD (originale ) set and then go on the same rerun...The original part really doesnt make a diff...its just tthat i dont think they ll have particularly good internet connections...
8.If i get A R Rahmans studiio for a day : freak out and declare myself a schizophrenic....
9.If i feel like im running out of stupid ideas : just wait,drink some water...wait for it to come...
10. yes ..now i gtg..nature calls....
3 comments:
mumbling ur mind dumb, i can see that. don't even hope to get good comments for this, the literary world will commit suicide if u consider urself the contemporary shakespeare and write about awful bisexual love triangles. n u'd never know if u win a lottery, u'd probably have forgotten the number. u can try ur luck at a casino though. but anyway, this post is better than some of ur other mumblings. but don't get deceived into taking this as a compliment! shrecko , wrecko, gecko ... hehehehe
awesome thadiya....i dont agree with the above comment...its natural that women have never appeciated "real" men and shakespeare...so just go on with ur admirable deplorable thoughts....
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