Hi FOLKS ! As u can SEE im very much on my caffeine diet right now….I don’t need no caffeine patches ,coz if I put em on they are gonna turn into overly caffeinated caffeine patches which at some point in time can only act as an additional weight on my biceps….Ah well , chuck the joke (k if u dint c any , ignore the comment ),there are things that are waay better than tat , like say , COFFEE….
I love coffe….
Coffee is equivalent to ..
- 2 half a cups of coffee
- Having two days off in the middle of the day
- Having a rocket booster attached to your ass when you are trying to smash that piece of tennis ball into your opponents face
- Getting a pair of ultralite shoes that are so light that you are virtually walking on your ass coz u cant even feel your legs…
- Having no LSD( nah aint that high_ :P)
- undoing 36 hrs of non stop work at the office
- udoing a lot of other things…(THINK ! )
- composing half a song…(nothing gives a better kick than a song )
- Kicking your worst enemys ass while you are drinking coffee and making him pay for it every time .. (infinite loop)
- Not wasting too much plain water and blaming it on the office for
- Making me love my company for the wrong reasons.(they give me free coffee )
1 comment:
I hate coffee and I refuse every cup of coffee offered to me BUT I guess coffee is a soul mate to you. Look at you write a 10 reasons why I love you type of post for Coffee of all things in the world ... Enjoy your delightful cups of Neskaapi! :P
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