Mornin raaga...

Im calling this the morning raga coz this is my mumbling morning style..!
If you guys are thinking that im an absolute pessimist with no zest in life wen im at home ,you are wrong !!! coz i just found something that i can lauf my ass off to ! Oh you seem interested,yes come closer my friend read each word carefully...doesnt mean that u split the word into letters and letters into syllables and crap..no..it means that u simply continue reading regardless of what banter or bullocks - as some british may call it - that i type,that you keep your eyes just on this blog for now.Dont go browse for stuff now.Your mom may be watching.. :P
NOW..this show im talking about,you may already know of this.But then add a fresh little perspective to it and you might enjoy it like you enjoy joey on friends !(no puns here).K more than enough.This amazing entertainer is called splitsvilla,obviously coz its gonna have u in splits after every scene,coz its going to split your neurons into pieces with every over exaggerated thought in your mind,coz its gonna blah blah..etc.
For those who know about the show,watch it if u like it already...m not gonna stop you.For those who dint like it ,im gonna try to convince u.Same for those who are not aware too (unlucky souls till now,friday the 14th r wenever you are reading this blog is your luckiest day )
**info :: splitsvilla deals with some 20gals..the gals are sposed to make the guys fall in love with them r smthing..major point being that they should not dump you until you get to the prize money.this is not a show for desperate gals..but then u c many..lol ***

Splitsvilla is all about how desperate girls can get for guys..Thats in a nutshell.Here are some things that i could infer from one single episode that i saw on mtv..(they ll make sure tat u ll see it if you are an mtv fan..yes..its on all the time.Even they look desperate ! )

The girls get a mansion to live in..Yes sounds cool . I would have loved it if it had a nice mountain in the background and if it were haunted it could have sounded cooler,but here all it has is a nice cushioned couch , another nice couch, another nice couch,lots of em like tat,bathrooms with tubs and commodes,and bathrooms without tubs but with commodes...oh ya..there is one with a jacuzzi too..(note that).
Now,a bathroom could be an exciting prospect for you when you feel that you need to answer some calls.I mean u v got all the time in the bathroom...But then strangely,girls find the size , dimension ,color ,lighting and the "stuff" in the bathroom very exciting....! lol i never understood why really..though room in the bathroom is okay , that means enuf to not suffocate yourself to death,i never thought those beaaautiful gals would fight over bathrooms,yah fight over bathrooms with a tub without a tub ,with a jacuzzi without a jacuzzi !(oh all f em have the other essential stuff but i dont think the spat was about that ..)
Someone in the gang of gals thought that the jacuzzi in only one bathroom was designed to split the whole gang up and start a fight.Just like what we would expect from the mtv guys.They plant expensive ceramic devices in extremely private places to distract your attention.Adorable.
So these 20 people start judging characters based on how many people are willing to share a jacuzzi and who reached their first and claimed the ownership and so on..This was supposed to be a turning point in the show according to them , and you will definitely get the vibe from the show.. :D.
So this stuff continues till the afternoon and then they are told that they get to meet the "boys" ...This statement evoke quite a few awful responses including the sound rachel makes after seeing rosses monkey (no pun ) and the sound joey makes when he turns female after listening to that tape (sorry fr ppl who dont watch friends ...i dont have anything else in my mind..its empty)...Some other sounds that i can recollect after digging deep is the sound of a hungry dog moaning for more food and the sound it makes after it finds a bone..ow ow ooooooooooow.....yabba dabaa doo ..!
I need not tell you about what follows..the gals get all the cream and the gels they can get..all the lubricants for their face , all the whiteners and mascaras and start massacring the viewers souls by showing off their partly creamed faces..Its pretty clear now why some gals are pretty..
The only consolation then comes from their costumes,which is very unlike their make up..The inflation shows on the dressing,they v spent so little on it..good job girls .. !
This itself is too darn tiring for me...watch the rest to see how really desperate these gals are , u will love it..watch it to see what makes gals so desperate and guys so clever..we all know wat guys want...the answer is so simple,and yet we choose to bullshit our way through shows like these...the guys are cool ...i pity these gals man..y would u get dumped on a show ? aargh insensible..and funny of cors...